Favourite lines from movies

20 Feb 2010 @ 10.35

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Saw:
“Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not anymore… ”
“Live or die, make your choice.”

The Big Bounce:
“God is just an imaginary friend for grown ups. ”
“Sometimes things are exactly as they appear, sometimes.”

Wedding Crashers:
“True love is your soul’s recognition of its counterpoint in another. ”

Madagascar:
“Private the Penguin: Skipper. Shouldn’t we tell them that the boat is out of gas?
Skipper the Penguin: Nah! Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.”

Forest Gump:
“My momma always said, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
“You have to do the best with what God gave you. ”

Hard Candy:
“Hayley Stark: You really just don’t look like kind of guy who needs to meet girls over the internet.
Jeff Kohlver: Well, I think it’s better to meet people online first, sometimes. You get to know what they’re like inside. When you work as a photographer you find out real quick peoples faces lie.
Hayley Stark: Does my face lie? ”

The Departed:
“Billy Costigan: I’ll take a cranberry juice.
Man Glassed in Bar: You know, my wife used to drink cranberry juice, but only right before her period.
[pauses, Billy shrugs]
Man Glassed in Bar: Why you drinking cranberry juice, having your period?
Billy Costigan: Hahaha
[then Billy grabs an empty glass and smashes it into his face]
Mr. French: Hey hey hey, stop man.
[Billy goes against wall with his hands ready to fight]
Mr. French: Listen boy, there are some people you can hit, there are some people you can’t hit. Understand?
Billy Costigan: Yeah
Mr. French: This here’s a guy you can’t hit. Let’s go over this again. What are you drinkin’?
Billy Costigan: Cranberry Juice
Mr. French: Why are you drinkin’ that? Havin’ your period? ”

Closer:
“Larry: So Anna tell me your bloke wrote a book. Any good?
Alice: Of course.
Larry: It’s about you isn’t it?
Alice: Some of me.
Larry: Oh? What did he leave out?
Alice: The truth. ”

Fracture:
“Ted Crawford: Even a broken clock is right twice a day. ”

Zodiac:
“Robert Graysmith: Melanie, l should really go home and wait for the call.
Melanie: ls this some sleazy plan to get me to go home with you?
Robert Graysmith: What? No.
Melanie: l’ll get the food to go.”

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry:
“Japanese Priest: Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It’s not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It’s like a circle.”

Intolerable Cruelty:
“Miles Massey: Now, Mrs. Gutman, do you know a man named David Gonzalez?
Mrs. Gutman: Well, he’s the tennis pro at the club.
Miles Massey: The tennis pro?[Paper Snaps]
Miles Massey: Then why are your letters addressed to him, ‘Dear David and Goliath’?”

Love Stinks:
“Seth: [in the shower] Oh my God! My hair is falling out!
Chelsea: You know stress will do that to ya!
Seth: Holy shit! It’s really falling out! [hair begins to fall out rapidly]
Seth: Oh my God! AHHH! OH! OOOHH! [steps out of shower and looks into mirror]
Seth: AHHHHHHHHHHH! What did you do to me?
Chelsea: I didn’t do anything! You must have used my hair remover instead of your conditioner
Seth: Noo! YOU PUT SOME IN THERE TO FUCK WITH ME!
Chelsea: No, I didn’t! I swear!
Seth: Ooooohhhhh you are the fuckin’ devil! THE DEVIL!”

The Heartbreak Kid:
“Eddie Cantrow: This is my dad.
Lila: Oh, hi Dad.
Doc: Nice to meet you, Lila.
Lila: How do you know my name?
Doc: Okay, cat’s out of the bag. My son found your panties on the sidewalk and we’ve been talking about you all week. Eddie, give her back her undies.”

Seven Pounds:
“Emily Posa: Why do I get the feeling you’re doing me a really big favor?
Ben Thomas: “Because I get the feeling that you really deserve it.”

911 Operator: 911 emergency?
Ben Thomas: [heavy breathing] I need an ambulance
911 Operator: I have you at 9212 West 3rd Street in Los Angeles
Ben Thomas: Its room #2
911 Operator: What the emergency?
Ben Thomas: There’s been a suicide
911 Operator: Who’s the victim
Ben Thomas: [crying] I am

A perfect getaway:
Nick: How many people?
Cliff: About enough, to get good at it. Aw! I bit my tongue, I hate that.
Nick: That’s gonna stop hurting in a second.
Cliff: Oh, why Nick? You think this is it? Huh? Bad guy buys it, crowd goes nuts. You know what I hate about that ending besides from being cliché? It’s your version of reality pally… not mine! Oh, it feels so good to squeeze that trigger right now, wouldn’t it? Yeah! If you kill me, you kill yourself! Oh, you ain’t gonna do that.
Helicopter Pilot: Weapon down! Put your weapon down!
Cliff: You got too much to live for, you got to many attachments. You’re just too soft! Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Pandorum:
Payton: Maybe this is a bad time to tell you, but the door is open.
Bower: Are you fucking kidding me?
Payton: Ya I’m kidding you.

Avatar:
Jake Sully: “Everything is backwards now, like out there is the true world and in here is the dream”

Up in the air:
Ryan Bingham: How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you’re carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life… you start with the little things. The shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks, then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, your TV… the backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. You go bigger. Your couch, your car, your home… I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. Now I want you to fill it with people. Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, folks around the office… and then you move into the people you trust with your most intimate secrets. Your brothers, your sisters, your children, your parents and finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend. You get them into that backpack, feel the weight of that bag. Make no mistake your relationships are the heaviest components in your life. All those negotiations and arguments and secrets, the compromises. The slower we move the faster we die. Make no mistake, moving is living. Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.